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The Programmer and The Frog

Post by katsumi on Mon May 26, 2008 5:00 am

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."

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Post by enchantrice on Mon May 26, 2008 12:03 pm

lol! Wahahahahahahaha... ayos to ah

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Re: The Programmer and The Frog

Post by Antlan on Thu May 29, 2008 5:30 pm

ndi totoo yan ^_^ pwede naman mag sex habang nag proprogram ka ah ^_^ nyahahaha, kung ako yun binenta ko yung palaka sa black market ^_^ prostitute for a week tapos kapalit lang kiss ^_^ idol!
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Re: The Programmer and The Frog

Post by katsumi on Fri May 30, 2008 2:53 am

hoy..
hindi ikaw ung programmer jan!
harhar..

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Re: The Programmer and The Frog

Post by littlecut on Fri May 30, 2008 10:47 am

LOL evil sc Twisted Evil

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Post by mariel on Fri May 30, 2008 7:57 pm

nice one!!! panalo nman un ang cool Very Happy

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Re: The Programmer and The Frog

Post by Antlan on Sat May 31, 2008 10:54 pm

bakit kaya palaka ang uso? porke ba mas mahirap yun halikan? bat ndi nalang nila gawing cactus tas ilagay nila sa gitna ng disyerto? diba mas cool yun?
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Re: The Programmer and The Frog

Post by katsumi on Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:45 am

waw.. panu mapupunta ang isang programmer sa disyerto?
naman..nu ka ba naman siopao.. kung gagawing cactus un, edi wala nang sense ung title na "the programmer and the frog"..

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Re: The Programmer and The Frog

Post by rukia22kuchiki on Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:13 pm

ayos un ah =)) hehe nerd ba toh? haha
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